gray - 24 April 2008 12:58 PM

I think I’m going to start refining my power in the Force so I can become a priest in the Jedi church.  After all if a priest cant’ use the force then who can???

Someone with a high midichlorian count.

Transfrmr - 24 April 2008 06:03 PM

He orders it online. Apparently the root of the Dark Force for Grapes lies in Florida!

If the Empire can have their own wines, then why not;
http://www.gretzkyestatewines.com/
http://www.danaykroydwines.com/

Ben Kenobi and Luke Skywalker go into a bar. Kenobi says to the barman, “Two beers, please.”

“Sorry,” the barman replies, “beer’s off. All I’ve got is Merrydown, Scrumpy Jack, Magners, Strongbow and White Lightning.”

“Two White Lightnings then, please.” the Jedi replies.

“God, not that crap!” Luke objects, “Can’t I have a Magners instead?”

“No, Luke.” says Obi-wan, “Once you try the dark cider it will forever dominate your path!”

He’s in fine form today.  The spiking your water at work David??

Step right up and view the video of the felonious assault.  You, too can be amazed at the Jedis’ prowess.  You, too can think “I bothered to post a comment and this is all it turned out to be?”.  You, too can wonder just what in Hell Vader is even being charged with.