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Sith Lord attacks founders of Jedi Church.
Posted: 24 April 2008 09:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I think I’m going to start refining my power in the Force so I can become a priest in the Jedi church.  After all if a priest cant’ use the force then who can???

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Posted: 24 April 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Somehow, I doubt ‘Jedi church’ is the place to go to meet like-minded women.

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Posted: 24 April 2008 12:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Why not? I’d go. smile

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Posted: 24 April 2008 12:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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I always thought of you as more of a ‘Sith’ person.

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Posted: 24 April 2008 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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You are probably right. smile

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Posted: 24 April 2008 01:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Now if that had only said “I has been expecting U.”, it would have been perfect.

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Posted: 24 April 2008 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Yeah, I know. :-\

I thought about editing it myself, but…*shrugs*

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Posted: 24 April 2008 01:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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He turned himself in.  It seems Vader has an overly fond taste for wine.  Also the two weren’t being interviewed, they were filming themselves playing with their lightsabers.  Sounds like they were asking for it to me.

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Posted: 24 April 2008 01:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Charybdis - 24 April 2008 05:36 PM

He turned himself in.  It seems Vader has an overly fond taste for wine.

Black Tower? Or Pinot Noir?

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Posted: 24 April 2008 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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David B. - 24 April 2008 05:45 PM
Charybdis - 24 April 2008 05:36 PM

He turned himself in.  It seems Vader has an overly fond taste for wine.

Black Tower? Or Pinot Noir?

LOL

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Posted: 24 April 2008 03:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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He orders it online. Apparently the root of the Dark Force for Grapes lies in Florida!

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