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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:22 AM   [ Ignore ]
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I would not believe this if it wasn’t being so widely reported. From The Daily Telegraph:

Judge issues warrant for Darth Vader impersonator who ‘attacked Star Wars fans’
A judge has issued a warrant for the arrest of a Darth Vader impersonator who allegedly attacked two Star Wars fans in their own back garden. Arwel Wynne Jones, who was dressed in a black bin liner and shiny black helmet, is accused of assaulting Barney and Michael Jones while they were being interviewed for a TV documentary about their love of the films. As they were being filmed by a camera crew, Mr Wynne Jones allegedly leapt over the garden fence in Holyhead, the Isle of Anglesey, Wales, wielding a metal crutch in place of a light saber and shouting “Darth Vader”.

Mr Wynne Jones initially arrived in court for the hearing but, by the time the case had been called, he had disappeared. District Judge Andrew Shaw demanded that police track down the impersonator and said:

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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I want to live in England. It’s seems so much more interesting over there.

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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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(Ahem, Wales isn’t in England. I wouldn’t have said anything but the leek-eating vowel garglers that live there can be a tad sensitive!)

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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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well excuse me then. rolleyes

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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Nah, you wouldn’t enjoy it.

I mean they might call it a United Kingdom, for some reason neither the sheep-shaggin Welsh, tight-fisted skirt-wearing girly-boy Scots, nor the bomb-happy spud-junkie Irish like us English. Can’t think why, unless they’re just jealous because we’ve got all the money, guns and power.

It’s a bit like Zimbabwe, but without the political integrity.

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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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But you have golden syrup and jelly babies!


I just need another excuse to post this somewhere.


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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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The rottenest bits of these islands of ours
We’ve left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot
You’ll find he’s a stinker as likely as not

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Posted: 23 April 2008 10:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Idiot should have just used the force then he could have stayed out of sight.

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Posted: 23 April 2008 08:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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David B. - 23 April 2008 02:22 PM

Based on the teachings of Yoda, the crinkly green dwarf. . .and plans to open another in the Philippines.

Does Judge Floro know?

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Posted: 23 April 2008 08:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I only follow the church of Chewbaca.

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Posted: 24 April 2008 07:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I’ve heard of the “Jedi Religion”, sounds kinda silly but no douped that a Sith Religion will beggine soon.

If there’s ever a war between the two, I am so joining one of them! raspberry

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Posted: 24 April 2008 07:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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David B. - 23 April 2008 02:34 PM

Nah, you wouldn’t enjoy it.

I mean they might call it a United Kingdom, for some reason neither the sheep-shaggin Welsh, tight-fisted skirt-wearing girly-boy Scots, nor the bomb-happy spud-junkie Irish like us English. Can’t think why, unless they’re just jealous because we’ve got all the money, guns and power.

It’s a bit like Zimbabwe, but without the political integrity.

I call Malfunctioned a leprechaun because he’s Irish. raspberry

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