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Is this a hoax or not? (i really need help)
Posted: 27 April 2008 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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again is it me or am i wearing some Scam me sign on my back
FROM THE DESK OF MR MOBI NIDE
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB) 
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
PHONE: 00226-70 64 24 10
SIR/MADAM,
         
I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO
CALM DOWN AND
READ VERY CAREFULLY.


I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF
MONEY
INVOLVED IS ($5,700:000:00 FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US
DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT
TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY
FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND
YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER
DAMAGE.
 

THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED JIN SUN, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST
IN WEST AFRICAN
REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE THE YEAR 2000 AND SINCE THEN, NO CLAIM
HAS BEEN
PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE. I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT
OF THE
COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN
ATTACHED TO THE
FUND. THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENT
YOURSELF AS A
BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON [LATE MR. JIN SUN]

AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT, YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO
LATE MR. JIN
SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND
INFORMATION WITH
WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE
YOUR GUIDIANCE
AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO
ENSURE A SWIFT
AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR
COOPERATION
IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES INCURED
DURING THE COURSE
OF THIS TRANSACTION. SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME
IMMEDIATELY AND IN
YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE NUMBERS FOR POSIBLY
CONTACT]
URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL
BETWEEN BOTH OF
US.WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE
YOU THE
INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THISTRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE
FOR A SMOOTH
TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

BEST REGARDS,
MR. MOBI NIDE
PHONE: 00226-70 64 24 10
God, how do they get my email or something

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Posted: 27 April 2008 12:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I can see it now.
Mr. mobi:HEY aziz look at this!
MR.aziz:what?
MR.mobi:some kid put his email online.
Mr.aziz:great and its says here hes only 12
Mr.mobi great why dont we send him a lot of spam mail it should let this kid crack up!
Mr.aziz:hey lets call the guys!will send him a few hundred or so.
Mr.mobi:dang i love this site.
Mr.aziz:yeah but dont u think the kid will just post it on some forum u know the site we got his email from?
Mr.mobi:nah hes just 12 theyll believe anything.

Its not supposed to be funny but u get the point or am i just cracking up?

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Posted: 27 April 2008 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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We already have a thread here for posting the more interesting versions of these letters we find.  Please post any further examples there.  But do not just post any old one you get.  We don’t need to see all of them.

Closing this thread since the original question and conversation has run its course and all other examples should be posted in the already existing thread.  Thank you.

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