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DJ_Canada
Posted: 30 March 2008 01:43 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A mechanic was working under a car. Some brake fluid dripped into his mouth.
“It tasted pretty good,“ he told his buddy the next day. “I think I’ll have more.“

Days later, he was up to a bottle of brake fluid a day.

His friend was concerned. This was turning into an addiction.

“That brake fluid is poison,“ he said. “You should really stop drinking it.“

“It’s no problem,“ the mechanic said firmly. “I can stop any time.

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 30 March 2008 01:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I dunno.  That stuff’s addictive.  It can be a hard habit to brake.

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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 30 March 2008 01:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I was going to pad this thread with a lot of silly puns, but I couldn’t drum up any interest.  Worse, I couldn’t think of any brake lines.

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 30 March 2008 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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grin.

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…“” - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”
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