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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:47 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A man was watching two men working.
One man digs a hole and the second fills it afterwards. After watching them dig and bury about twelve holes, the onlooker went over and asked them what they were doing. The men said ‘The bloke who plants the trees is off sick today’

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Funny or what???

(I’d say or what…):p

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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That joke is soooo bad, I had to talk myself into not deleting it…......... hmmm

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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thanks… i think :D

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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If you thin that was bad…

‘CHARLIE SAYS: “Daddy, how was I born?”
DAD SAYS: “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!” ‘

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What’s green and has wheels?
- grass. I was joking about the wheels…

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Posted: 09 August 2005 12:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Ha…the grass one was cute at least.

And, Stephen, this joke isn’t as bad as some of YOUR threads.  Thank you for restraining yourself.

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