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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 67 ]
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Accipiter - 25 March 2008 02:40 PM

Perhaps I’ll just send them your kidneys.  Or your rubber ducky.  Or both.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 68 ]
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Or perhaps your rubber ducky’s kidneys.  Those are probably rarer, so more valuable.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 69 ]
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Accipiter - 25 March 2008 02:43 PM

Or perhaps your rubber ducky’s kidneys.  Those are probably rarer, so more valuable.

That’d be a good plan except I sold them off several years ago.  Poor thing was confused when it woke up in a bathtub full of solid water instead of liquid water.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 70 ]
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Accipiter - 25 March 2008 02:43 PM

Or perhaps your rubber ducky’s kidneys.  Those are probably rarer, so more valuable.

That’d be a good plan except I sold them off several years ago.  Poor thing was confused when it woke up in a bathtub full of solid water instead of liquid water.

All the better.  I’ll rent out the vacancies to some indigent innards that need a home, pocket the proceeds, then sell the kidneys.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 71 ]
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That sounds like a good plan.  And all for only a nominal fee to you!

*Arranges to sell the kidneys before Acci can get them*

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Posted: 25 March 2008 03:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 72 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:58 PM

That sounds like a good plan.  And all for only a nominal fee to you!

*Arranges to sell the kidneys before Acci can get them*

Of course, should you do anything underhanded or sneaky, you’d have the Brazilian Soccer Hooligan Mafia calling on you. . .

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Posted: 25 March 2008 03:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 73 ]
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*looks on, bemusedly*

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Posted: 25 March 2008 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 74 ]
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Oh, and my anniversary is May 28th. It’ll be three years for us.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 03:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 75 ]
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Madmouse - 25 March 2008 03:14 PM

*looks on, bemusedly*

*throws a transvestite walrus at Madmouse to distract her*

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Posted: 25 March 2008 03:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 76 ]
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Accipiter - 25 March 2008 03:21 PM

*throws a transvestite walrus at Madmouse to distract her*

*is distracted, but only for a moment, then calls up squad of juggling wallabies*

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Posted: 25 March 2008 04:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 77 ]
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Julius just broke two of my three little crocus vases. angry
He’s now back in his cage, in disgrace.

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