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25 March - Happy Waffle Day.
Posted: 25 March 2008 02:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 56 ]
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  I specifically bought this brand of mixed nuts because it had brazil nuts (my favourite) in it.  And it had one brazil nut in it!  Just one!  All the rest are peanuts, cashews and almonds.  Hmph.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 57 ]
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Why don’t you just buy Brazil nuts?

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 58 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:24 PM

The anniversary of her coming to visit?

The anniversary of the first time she let you peek at her hoard?

The anniversary of your first non-forum chat?

How about the anniversary of that unknown event that happened exactly one year ago?  That works, I suppose.  Happy anniversary to us!

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 59 ]
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Malfunctioned - 25 March 2008 02:25 PM

QUACK!

Tah - 25 March 2008 02:27 PM

WOOF?

“__________”  *makes jellyfish noises*

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 60 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:29 PM

Why don’t you just buy Brazil nuts?

Because in order to get a tin of just brazil nuts, I’d have to open up all the tins of mixed nuts, pick out all the brazil nuts, and put them in one tin.  That’s the only way.  They don’t sell them by themselves anywhere here right now.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 61 ]
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Accipiter - 25 March 2008 02:31 PM
Tah - 25 March 2008 02:29 PM

Why don’t you just buy Brazil nuts?

Because in order to get a tin of just brazil nuts, I’d have to open up all the tins of mixed nuts, pick out all the brazil nuts, and put them in one tin.  That’s the only way.  They don’t sell them by themselves anywhere here right now.

Just call Brazil and order some.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 62 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:33 PM

Just call Brazil and order some.

They’ll only allow that if I make an excessively large donation to their national soccer team.

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 63 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:27 PM

WOOF?

I say!  gulp

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 64 ]
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Accipiter - 25 March 2008 02:35 PM

They’ll only allow that if I make an excessively large donation to their national soccer team.

That would be nutty!

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 65 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:27 PM

WOOF?

I say!  gulp

No.  You said, “QUACK!“ tongue rolleye

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Posted: 25 March 2008 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 66 ]
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Tah - 25 March 2008 02:36 PM
Accipiter - 25 March 2008 02:35 PM

They’ll only allow that if I make an excessively large donation to their national soccer team.

That would be nutty!

Perhaps I’ll just send them your kidneys.  Or your rubber ducky.  Or both.

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