Great now i forgot why i posted this in the first place 0_o

silver caliber magnum - 24 March 2008 05:58 PM

Great now i forgot why i posted this in the first place 0_o

Perhaps you didn’t? Perhaps you’re being set up by the Illuminati and Kevin Federline to take the fall for some future event?

By making you look all crazy and schizoid, they plan to get everyone to think you’re an unstable and dangerous individual who is capable of anything. Hence, when they frame you for attempting to plant a bomb in Britney Spears just ahead of her surprise performance at a private dinner for president Barack Obama, no one will doubt it for a minute. This will not only put Obama more on the defensive, furthering their plans to isolate him from his grassroots support, making him their puppet, but will also derail Britney’s long-planned comeback, driving her back towards mental collapse and uncontrollable weight gain. The tragic descent of yet another female role model into hysteria and diet disorders so soon after Madonna’s and Paris (Porky) Hilton’s will further undermine the confidence of women, and hasten their re-subjugation. Once women are again the docile baby-farms the Illuminati require, they can go forward with their controlled breeding program and reduce humankind to little more than a herd animal.

There’s no escape! We may as well paint ourselves green and write SOYLENT on our foreheads!

David B. - 25 March 2008 03:51 AM

silver caliber magnum - 24 March 2008 05:58 PM

Great now i forgot why i posted this in the first place 0_o

Perhaps you didn’t? Perhaps you’re being set up by the Illuminati and Kevin Federline to take the fall for some future event?

By making you look all crazy and schizoid, they plan to get everyone to think you’re an unstable and dangerous individual who is capable of anything. Hence, when they frame you for attempting to plant a bomb in Britney Spears just ahead of her surprise performance at a private dinner for president Barack Obama, no one will doubt it for a minute. This will not only put Obama more on the defensive, furthering their plans to isolate him from his grassroots support, making him their puppet, but will also derail Britney’s long-planned comeback, driving her back towards mental collapse and uncontrollable weight gain. The tragic descent of yet another female role model into hysteria and diet disorders so soon after Madonna’s and Paris (Porky) Hilton’s will further undermine the confidence of women, and hasten their re-subjugation. Once women are again the docile baby-farms the Illuminati require, they can go forward with their controlled breeding program and reduce humankind to little more than a herd animal.

There’s no escape! We may as well paint ourselves green and write SOYLENT on our foreheads!

  ummmmm.. tnx? but i live in the phillippines and whos Illuminati? and im 12?

joke

silver caliber magnum - 25 March 2008 05:30 AM

  ummmmm.. tnx? but i live in the phillippines

Yes, they intend to use ‘your’ assassination attempt as a pretext for invasion. Then they can seize permanent control of Manilla and ensure there is no interruption to their supply of little brown envelopes, the only threat to their plans!

i will destroy the earth and take it over by myself..

Ambitious little upstart.

silver caliber magnum - 27 March 2008 06:31 AM

i will destroy the earth and take it over by myself..

Where have I heard that before???  hmmmm

silver caliber magnum - 27 March 2008 06:31 AM

i will destroy the earth and take it over by myself..

That’s fine.  Who wants a destroyed planet anyway?

BTW, destroying the Earth isn’t as easy as you may think.

And I gave up my SOY for LENT…....

Tah - 27 March 2008 06:20 PM

silver caliber magnum - 27 March 2008 06:31 AM

i will destroy the earth and take it over by myself..

That’s fine.  Who wants a destroyed planet anyway?

BTW, destroying the Earth isn’t as easy as you may think.

Ahh.. the old Geocide site. Good stuff.

i need the following 1000 little rabbits that will soon overpopulate the earth a mind control device to take over the rabbits mind the latest in weaponry and 1,000,000,000 cds of barney
to rule the earth.first put subliminal messages in all barney cds saying to buy one of my super-intellegent rabbits each armed with an ak-47 and from there they will attack and take over the earth.though i might need Yuri`s help.