German Surgeons Perform Anal Surgery by Mistake
Posted: 22 March 2008 06:26 AM   [ Ignore ]
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German surgeons operate on woman’s bowels instead of leg

When it comes to a surgical mistake, this incident may take the cake: A 78-year-old German woman went into the hospital last month to have surgery on her leg. Because of a mixup, Frankenpost reports that she left the Hochfranken-Klinik in Münchberg, Germany, with an artificial anus.

The paper says some members of the surgical team have been punished in connection with the series of mistakes that led them to operate on the wrong patient.

Prosecutors are said to be looking into the incident. As for the unidentified patient, she still needs knee surgery and plans to file a lawsuit.

By the way, there is such a thing as an “artificial anus.” Shosaburo Abe and Yoshikatsu Abe filed a patent application in 1991.

Here are some of the headlines we came across while researching this posting:
• Bit of a bummer
• Pensioner gets bum’s rush on op
• Leg operation turns into a pain in the A..
• Hey doc, leave my butt alone!
• Leg op woman gets bum deal

The headlines make light of the woman’s misfortune, but medical errors are a real problem in the USA and other countries.

Link to original news story in German. Anyone here speak German? smile


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Posted: 22 March 2008 06:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Is it a robotic artificial anus? That would be kinda cool.

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Posted: 22 March 2008 07:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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MadCarlotta - 22 March 2008 06:26 AM


Link to original news story in German. Anyone here speak German? smile

Yup, me.

From the German text, I suspect the woman by mistake got fitted with a stoma/colostomy. That is at least how I read the text, which speaks of removing part of the intestine and creating an artificial opening.

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Posted: 22 March 2008 08:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Can anybody ‘Smell’ a lawsuit? cheese

Sorry.  But what would you consider an anus worth?  And this artificial anus, I wonder if it is ‘artificially intelligent’? LOL

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Posted: 22 March 2008 09:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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The man with the bionic Anus.

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Posted: 22 March 2008 02:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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“The million dollar anus”

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Posted: 23 March 2008 12:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I wouldn’t, Robin....at least not if the patient is sitting on it…

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Rectum? I ‘ardly knew ‘im!

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daveprime - 22 March 2008 08:12 AM

Can anybody ‘Smell’ a lawsuit? cheese

Sorry.  But what would you consider an anus worth?  And this artificial anus, I wonder if it is ‘artificially intelligent’? LOL

Robin Bobcat - 23 March 2008 12:00 AM

If it shoots lasers, I’m gonna go hide under the couch.

Too funny LOL

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