Or those I deem should not be living go on living.

Some of us are doing it just to taunt you, Neo.

It is dangerous to taunt the man on the brink.

Hey, I’m on a brink too.  We can play a friendly game of brinksmanship.

Yes.  Please don’t taunt the man on the brink.  Especially since he is much closer to me than he is to you.  (Though that’s probably more of an incentive for you to taunt him.)

And greetings, everyone.  Yes, I’m working too.  Or, at least I’m *makes finger signs* “working”.

I’ll brink the lawn darts.

Wow, NEO.  You have a baseball hat on your list for only $.19.  I could afford to buy you that.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t afford the shipping on it.

I’ve never worn a hat.  Fedoras aren’t in style anymore.

Well buy 25$ worth of stuff and shipping is free I think.  I didn’t look at the shipping, since the price is so low it is probably really high.

I didn’t look at the shipping cost, either, but can guess it would be at least a couple bucks for the slowest, cheapest they have.

And since a couple bucks for shipping would be out of my price range, so would $25 to get “free” shipping.  (And the free shipping is generally only for Amazon products, not for the third party items, like a $.19 hat from The Children’s Place.  Otherwise it would say “Eligible for Free Shipping” by the item in the description.)

(It also appears they only have one left in stock.  Hope someone gets it for you soon.  I don’t think they’ll be restocking that since they have it at 97% off.)

Probably not, I was prompted to do a registry, so I did.  It isn’t stuff I really expect to get.
I have never bought from Amazon so I really don’t know the procedure exactly.