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Happy Easter Weekend, Christians and Chocolate-Lovers! 22nd - 24th March, 2008
 
NEO
Posted: 24 March 2008 09:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 61 ]
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Who knew screwing a desk could be so much work.

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.    Ralph Waldo Emerson

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you are a stud-muffin…[Boo, 2008]

Silence is GOLDEN, Duct tape is SILVER…cheaper and more efficient.
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Posted: 24 March 2008 09:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 62 ]
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Neo - 24 March 2008 09:45 AM

Who knew screwing a desk could be so much work.

I never knew you had a desk fetish. I hope you have lots of lube big surprise

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I want to receive the holy oil!!

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NEO
Posted: 24 March 2008 10:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 63 ]
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Just a little screw driver and some screws.  Get your mind out of the gutter. raspberry

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you are a stud-muffin…[Boo, 2008]

Silence is GOLDEN, Duct tape is SILVER…cheaper and more efficient.
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Charybdis
Posted: 24 March 2008 11:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 64 ]
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We don’t judge a man by the size of his screwdriver, Neo.  At least that’s what I’m hoping for.
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NEO
Posted: 24 March 2008 12:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 65 ]
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Well that is good to know.

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you are a stud-muffin…[Boo, 2008]

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Kathleen
Posted: 24 March 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 66 ]
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I just found out that a kid I used to teach in Sunday School died last week. Of skin cancer. He was only 24! I didn’t know it was even possible to die of skin cancer at that young of an age.

Anyway, I think I need to go home where I can have a good cry. And what to say to his parents! I know “I’m sorry” is really about it, but I sure the heck wish there were something better.
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Charybdis
Posted: 24 March 2008 12:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 67 ]
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It’s never enough, but sometimes ‘I’m sorry’ is all you have.
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NEO
Posted: 24 March 2008 12:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 68 ]
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That is no fun.  It is hard to understand why some die young.

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you are a stud-muffin…[Boo, 2008]

Silence is GOLDEN, Duct tape is SILVER…cheaper and more efficient.
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Charybdis
Posted: 24 March 2008 12:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 69 ]
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Especially when those that don’t have any reason to live keep on going.
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NEO
Posted: 24 March 2008 01:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 70 ]
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Or those I deem should not be living go on living.

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Charybdis
Posted: 24 March 2008 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 71 ]
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Some of us are doing it just to taunt you, Neo.
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