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Posted: 20 March 2008 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7305522.stm

Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals.

They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene.

On Good Friday dozens of very devout Catholics in the Philippines re-enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

It is something that has become a huge tourist attraction, although the Church frowns on the practice.

The health department has strongly advised penitents to check the condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their backs, the Manila Times newspaper reports.

They want people to have what they call “well-maintained” whips.

In the hot and dusty atmosphere, officials warn, using unhygienic whips to make deep cuts in the body could lead to tetanus and other infections.

And they advise that the nails used to fix people to crosses must be properly disinfected first. Often people soak the nails in alcohol throughout the year.

Every Good Friday, in towns across the Philippines, people atone for sins or give thanks for an answered prayer by re-enacting the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

In the northern city of San Fernando alone there will be three separate improvised Golgothas - the biblical name for the hill where Jesus was crucified.

Four people there have pledged to have their feet and hands nailed to wooden crosses, while others will flog themselves while walking barefoot through villages.

Sometimes people repeat the penance year after year, like the fish vendor who will be nailed to the cross for the 15th and last time on Friday to give thanks for his mother’s recovery from tuberculosis.

With long hair and a beard, wearing sandals and a crown of thorns, he is tied with cloth to the cross but also has nails driven through the flesh of his hands and feet, avoiding the bones.

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Posted: 20 March 2008 12:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ummmmm. . .I think I’ll celebrate the holiday by just eating a ham and some jelly-beans.

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Posted: 20 March 2008 12:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Whilst it’s not something I’d do myself (or at least not for a religious reason wink), if people are going to do it as a sign of their faith, it’s good if they have clean implements to do it with.

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Posted: 20 March 2008 07:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Clean implements are all important for the unfortunate stag weekends that go to the Phillipines at this time of year and find themselves sliiiightly worse off than the traditional being tied naked to a lamp-post.

“Oh JESUS! My head! Oh where the hell…Oh now wait a minute! Some joker’s awa’ and nailed me to this bit of wid! I only laid doon on it tae have a sleep! And I’m in my smalls! Where’re my trousers? Oh this is just bollocks. Oh aye ‘Go tae the Phillipines’ they said. ‘Much better than Amsterdam’ they said. Now look at me. Nailed tae a big f***in’ plank.”

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Posted: 20 March 2008 09:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I think I would be one of the people standing around pointing with a strange look on my face.

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Posted: 21 March 2008 12:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Renquist - 20 March 2008 07:07 PM

Clean implements are all important for the unfortunate stag weekends that go to the Phillipines at this time of year and find themselves sliiiightly worse off than the traditional being tied naked to a lamp-post.

“Oh JESUS! My head! Oh where the hell…Oh now wait a minute! Some joker’s awa’ and nailed me to this bit of wid! I only laid doon on it tae have a sleep! And I’m in my smalls! Where’re my trousers? Oh this is just bollocks. Oh aye ‘Go tae the Phillipines’ they said. ‘Much better than Amsterdam’ they said. Now look at me. Nailed tae a big f***in’ plank.”


LOL

Whew! I needed that. Thanks Renquist!  (I’ve had weekends like that….almost….)


(Rolling On The Floor Laughing His A## Off!!!!!)

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Posted: 21 March 2008 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Renquist - 20 March 2008 07:07 PM

‘Much better than Amsterdam’ they said. Now look at me. Nailed tae a big f***in’ plank.”

In Amsterdam you just get stoned.

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Posted: 21 March 2008 10:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Renquist - 20 March 2008 07:07 PM

Clean implements are all important for the unfortunate stag weekends that go to the Phillipines at this time of year and find themselves sliiiightly worse off than the traditional being tied naked to a lamp-post.

“Oh JESUS! My head! Oh where the hell…Oh now wait a minute! Some joker’s awa’ and nailed me to this bit of wid! I only laid doon on it tae have a sleep! And I’m in my smalls! Where’re my trousers? Oh this is just bollocks. Oh aye ‘Go tae the Phillipines’ they said. ‘Much better than Amsterdam’ they said. Now look at me. Nailed tae a big f***in’ plank.”


LOL

Whew! I needed that. Thanks Renquist!  (I’ve had weekends like that….almost….)


(Rolling On The Floor Laughing His A## Off!!!!!)

I point out that the Phillipines also have those Coconut Crabs I’ve been on about before… And they can climb.. Imagine being there, nailed to a cross.. as they come crawling.. slowly.. along the beach.. towards you…

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Posted: 21 March 2008 11:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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^^^ Now that’s what I call a bad day! Especially if you’re a gentleman and you’re in your ‘smalls’...

*Cringes at the mental image*

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Posted: 22 March 2008 09:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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My mental image has a fella in nuttin’ but a kilt…..... LOL

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Posted: 22 March 2008 11:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I’m trying to avoid any mental image whatsovever of that sort.

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Posted: 22 March 2008 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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daveprime - 22 March 2008 09:04 AM

My mental image has a fella in nuttin’ but a kilt…..... LOL

Is it Renquist? wink

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