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Bebelicious
Posted: 10 December 2005 09:11 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” he asks
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“What the heck is anal glaucoma?”
“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry
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NY85
Posted: 10 December 2005 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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that was alright but i set my standards pretty low so im never disappointed

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Maegan
Posted: 11 December 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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HAHA.

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Bebelicious
Posted: 11 December 2005 10:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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NY85 - 10 December 2005 03:29 PM

that was alright but i set my standards pretty low so im never disappointed

Well, Crap!  I only joined this forum because everybody seemed so easy to get along with and laid back.  Maybe I set my standards too high?  It’s not like I was making fun of rude New Yorkers or anything.  Gimme a break friend, it was only my second post.  Peace, man.

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry
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Charybdis
Posted: 11 December 2005 11:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Don’t let it get to it, it was a funny joke. LOL

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab
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Boo
Posted: 12 December 2005 04:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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LOL
*makes mental note to tell it to Matt*

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texaschick6984
Posted: 15 December 2005 08:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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see boo u should have used that earlier today.
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