I bet Jesus is REALLY pissed. He crops up on toast and tacos all the time and they don’t go for this much.
Illinois is in for a right royal smoting.
Wait. Isn’t Illinois the birthplace of Jesus? Or am I tinking of Lincoln?
They both had beards, were charismatic talkers and wore top hats. I can see the confusion.
Maybe there’s more of a connection than we realised
Jesus had a beard???
where?
show me a photo!

