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Posted: 17 March 2008 06:10 PM   [ Ignore ]
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There are some things that should just never be.  The saddest part is that there will likely be millions of people watching this.   

updated 12:07 p.m. MT, Fri., March. 14, 2008
NEW YORK - Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend.

Hilton will choose from 20 potential confidantes on an MTV reality series, tentatively titled “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” premiering later this year, the network announced Thursday. “BFF” is an abbreviation for “Best Friends Forever.”

Production is scheduled to begin in Los Angeles at the end of May, MTV said. The contestants will live together in a house _ drama! _ and try to prove themselves worthy in the areas of loyalty, endurance and “girl politics.”

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Posted: 17 March 2008 06:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*Throws self off a cliff*

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Posted: 17 March 2008 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Aww, f*** it.
What a load of old toss.

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Posted: 17 March 2008 06:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Ooo!  Ooo!  Where do I sign up to be a contestant!  grin

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Posted: 17 March 2008 06:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Boo - 17 March 2008 10:15 PM

Aww, f*** it.
What a load of old toss.

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Seconded.

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Posted: 17 March 2008 06:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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This would be perfect for me.  I’m sure if I appeared on this show some deranged (but only slightly) woman would see me and fall madly in love with me.  Ooh, maybe she’ll even stalk me! grin

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Posted: 17 March 2008 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Or else Paris Hilton would choose you as her new Best Friend Forever, Charybdis.

I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether that would be a positive or a negative thing in the long run.

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Posted: 17 March 2008 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Accipiter - 17 March 2008 10:27 PM

Ooo!  Ooo!  Where do I sign up to be a contestant!  grin

I’ll sign up, too.  Three stipulations if I win:

She pays for everything every time all the time.

She can have sex with anyone she wants as long as it’s not me and I don’t have to see it.

I get to slap her silly when she’s being stupid.  I have a feeling my hand will be really sore.

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Posted: 17 March 2008 07:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Best Failure Friend… forever.

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Posted: 17 March 2008 07:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Posted: 17 March 2008 07:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Tah - 17 March 2008 11:01 PM
Accipiter - 17 March 2008 10:27 PM

Ooo!  Ooo!  Where do I sign up to be a contestant!  grin

I’ll sign up, too.  Three stipulations if I win:

She pays for everything every time all the time.

She can have sex with anyone she wants as long as it’s not me and I don’t have to see it.

I get to slap her silly when she’s being stupid.  I have a feeling my hand will be really sore.

I figured I would sit around making sarcastic comments about the people there and make them cry, then set the house on fire and sneak away.  Hey, if they want drama, I’ll provide it for ‘em. . .

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Posted: 17 March 2008 07:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Tah - 17 March 2008 11:01 PM

I’ll sign up, too.  Three stipulations if I win:

She pays for everything every time all the time.

She can have sex with anyone she wants as long as it’s not me and I don’t have to see it.

I get to slap her silly when she’s being stupid.  I have a feeling my hand will be really sore.

LOL
Based on those stipulations, I’d sign up too.

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