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Snakes in a bank!!!

Nettie

Posted: 10 March 2008 11:54 PM

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Dammit, why can’t this happen at the bank where I work? I’d love to get the day off work…

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A BANK was shut yesterday when a nest of snakes was discovered inside a branch.

Staff found the nest of at least two brown snakes at the St George Bank in Caringbah, NSW, yesterday morning.

The nest was in the kitchen area at the branch, at the back of the building and away from customers.

Bank spokeswoman Lara Daniels said the branch was closed as soon as the reptiles were spotted.

Ms Daniels said steps were underway to remove the snakes from the bank.

“Our property team are currently finding a snake handler to safely remove the snakes,” Ms Daniels said.

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DJ_Canada

Posted: 11 March 2008 11:14 AM

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Maybe they where trying to make a withdrawl.

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Posted: 11 March 2008 07:21 PM

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Staff found the nest of at least two brown snakes at the St George Bank in Caringbah, NSW, yesterday morning.

The nest was in the kitchen area at the branch, at the back of the building and away from customers.

Bank spokeswoman Lara Daniels said the branch was closed as soon as the reptiles were spotted.

“DRAGON!!!!”

*Screams as he searches the cave for the Crafty Dragon*

“You make think you’re crafty hiding your new young there, but I know better!”

*Stops on the stoop and cries out to the sky…*

“No more spawn!!! You know the rules!!!”

*Turns and walks back into the den shaking his head*

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