Bye Bye Bye
Posted: 09 March 2008 03:04 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A father was listening to his three-year-old daughter’s prayers. “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and Good-bye grandpa”
The next day, grandpa died.

A few months later the little girl was praying.
“God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma”
The next day the grandmother died.

A few weeks later, dad over heard the little girl’s prays.
“God bless mommy and good-bye daddy”
The dad practically went into shock
He stay at the office until nearly midnight.
He then got a call from his wife.

“You’ve never worked so late,” said the wife. “Whats the matter?”
“I’ve been through the worst day of my life” he said
“You too? You’ll never believe what happened to me this morning” said the wife.

“This morning my golfing instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!”

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Posted: 10 March 2008 06:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL

I’ve heard a variant of that, but the stereotype in the UK is the milkman. One of my favourite punchlines ever.

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Posted: 10 March 2008 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Aye, you gotta love jokes that are versatile.

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