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Posted: 07 March 2008 09:29 AM

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LAUGH IT AWAY… A CARPENTER WAS KNOWN TO BE A VERY HARD WORKING FELLOW. HE GETS TO HIS WORKSHOP BY 7.OOAM EVERYDAY. BUT ON THE 13TH OF FEBRUARY HE CAME TO HIS WORKSHOP BY 4PM; AND PEOPLE WERE AMAZED, SO THEY ASKED HIM WHY HE CAME SO LATE. HE REPLIED AND SAID: “ITS NOT MY FAULT, HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY, BCOS ALOT OF PEOPLE HAD BEEN CALLING ME TO THEIR HOUSE TO FIX AND RE-ADJUST THEIR BED AGAINST 14TH.“

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Posted: 07 March 2008 09:45 AM

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I don’t get it. Why would people be saying “Agianst 14th?“

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Posted: 07 March 2008 09:54 AM

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It’s hard to follow, but I believe the punchline refers to Valentine’s Day and the act of procreation - hence strengthening the beds.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 09:54 AM

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Because the 14th is Valentine’s day.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 10:24 AM

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Not really what I would call funny, perhaps if the spelling was better and not all caps. By the end you are just annoyed.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 12:51 PM

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I was annoyed after the first five words….

But I am easily annoyed by, well, a lot of things really…

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