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Posted: 28 February 2008 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Police probe possible spork robbery

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP)—Anchorage police have arrested a suspect in an armed robbery. Now they’re trying to determine if the weapon involved was a spork - a hybrid of a spoon and fork found at fast-food restaurants.

Police said a suspect tried to grab a man’s watch on Monday night.

The victim said the assailant swung a pocketknife at him but four parallel scratches on the victim’s side make police suspect the wound was administered with a spork.

Peter Albert, 52, was arrested a few blocks from the scene and charged with robbery. Police said Albert was intoxicated and carrying a small pocketknife as well as a backpack containing a fast food bag and sporks.

Albert is being held at the Anchorage jail with bail set at $5,000.

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Posted: 28 February 2008 10:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Yes! It was that man.
It was in no way me.

*wanders off, whistling innocently*

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Posted: 28 February 2008 02:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Seems like an awful long way for you to travel to steal a watch, Boo.

Must be a nice watch.

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Posted: 28 February 2008 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Must be a nice watch.

It wasn’t the watch, it was the watch band....


Ooooooh…. Shiny!

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Posted: 28 February 2008 03:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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daveprime - 28 February 2008 03:09 PM

Must be a nice watch.

It wasn’t the watch, it was the watch band....


Ooooooh…. Shiny!

LOL
You know her so well…

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