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The Bathtub Test
Posted: 23 February 2008 07:47 PM   [ Ignore ]
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

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Posted: 24 March 2008 08:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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snake hahhahahaha lol cool joke

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Posted: 22 August 2008 10:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.’

‘Oh, I understand,’ said the visitor. ‘A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.’

‘No.’ said the Director, ‘A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?’

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Posted: 22 August 2008 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/viewthread/6254/

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Posted: 22 August 2008 11:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Revived, because I felt like having 2 of the same joke on the first page. wink

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Posted: 23 August 2008 11:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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very funny…:-)

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