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Tuesday Aug 9
 
Maegan
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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Vin searches are web-based, so it would explain why I have an internet window open.  PHEW.  shock

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Mort
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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My boss is just resigned to the fact that i’ll be on it as soon as his back is turned so as long as i’m still taking calls he doesn’t mind. He sits right behind me too!

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Maegan
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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I’m all achey from falling down the steps yesterday.  All the muscles in my stomach are super sore.  I didn’t even know I HAD muscles in my stomach.

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Boo
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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LOL
You seem to have dealt with it very well, Maeg.

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Maegan
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Oh…then, lean to the side just a bit:


HI MORT’S BOSS

I used purple, b/c I think your boss might be gay.

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Boo
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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LOL Mort.

Maeg: muscles? In stomachs?

*pokes midriff*
I don’t think there’s such a thing.

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Mort
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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That and the fact that i spend most days regailing him with stories form MOH anyway, or form other sites i’ve discovered, like this SUPERB one:

www.tuesday.tk

go on it, he has very similar (but harsh) views as i do. Kinda safe for work as no nudity but lots of swearing.

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Maegan
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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I didn’t EITHER!!  But something is sure sort as hell.  Maybe it’s just my intestines.

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Boo
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Maybe I should stop eating M&Ms.

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Boo
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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Mort, it’s banned from here.

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Boo
Posted: 09 August 2005 07:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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Huh. Does anybody know what the statistical likelihood would be of me blindly reaching into a bag of M&Ms, and pulling out three green ones and three blue ones?

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