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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:13 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Gracias por llamar.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Pah!
A guy just came in to fix the fax machine, which is right behind my desk.
So I had to go and pretend to work.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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My first call is an interpreter call.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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And the interpreter won’t let the caller finish a damn sentence.  She’s translating like ONE .... WORD…. AT ..... A ...... TIME.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Can you talk really really fast?
That’d stymie her.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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She’s also interrupting me!  Every other word, she stops me, translates and then has me do another 2 words.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Boo - 09 August 2005 11:22 AM

Can you talk really really fast?
That’d stymie her.

I wish.  She’s also not translating word for word.  I know enough Spanish to know THAT.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I got a call from a touch-typist once. They have to type back to a deaf customer and then they read you what the deaf person says. Took an hour to do a mortgage quote, usually takes 15 mins!

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I would go all Hulk on her. That sort of thing pisses me off.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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BRB off to lunch.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I need a cigarette.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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That bloody attendant had cornered a punter.

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