Bill Gates is not Satan himself. He is just one of the minions.  Satan is Wal-Mart.  He just changes forms to seem like whoever is in charge at the time.  Notice that Walmart usually sells microsoft driven products unless it is a big money maker (ipod)?  Or could it be that I am just bitter from being taken advantage of for years?  At least Walmart taught me to smile, be polite, and think what the person can do with themselves without actually saying it

Now that’s a number!

Neo - 11 February 2008 05:51 PM

If anyone still has 95 it would be interesting to see this done.

or those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not office 97), try this:

1. Open a new file.

2. Scroll down until you see row 95.

3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row

4. Press tab, to move to the second column.

5. Now, move your mouse and click on help, THEN about Microsoft Excel

6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously.

7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS

This is really eerie, okay…it has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall (using your arrow keys)...and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls….

8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA.

This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the hard part!), when you get to the end, you will see something really, really eerie…. (This is REALLY there! I haven

Smerk - 12 February 2008 09:37 AM

Neo - 11 February 2008 05:51 PM

If anyone still has 95 it would be interesting to see this done.

or those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not office 97), try this:

1. Open a new file.

2. Scroll down until you see row 95.

3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row

4. Press tab, to move to the second column.

5. Now, move your mouse and click on help, THEN about Microsoft Excel

6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously.

7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS

This is really eerie, okay…it has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall (using your arrow keys)...and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls….

8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA.

This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the hard part!), when you get to the end, you will see something really, really eerie…. (This is REALLY there! I haven

I would expect Satan to do better than a crappy OS like Windows.

What’s the conspiridiots’ take on Linux? Surely the fact that the author of that OS (Linus Torvalds) has the name of a pagan God in his own name must mean something….

Hmmm. . .it seems that I misunderstood Armite when he wrote:

Armite - 11 February 2008 05:04 PM

Coincidence? Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you will get 666 too!!! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.31!!! Are you sure this is not a coincidence? You decide….

MS-DOS 6.21 ** 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

WINDOWS 95 ** 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1= 666

I took that to mean type out “BILL GATES III” in MS-DOS 6.21 and then in Windows 95.  But upon reconsideration, what he seems to be saying is to type out “MS-DOS 6.21” and “Windows 95” in ASCII.

77 - M
83 - S
45 - -
68 - D
79 - O
83 - S
32 - [_]
54 - 6
46 - .
50 - 2 (not three, like he claims at one point above. . .oops!)
49 - 1
= 666 total

87 - W
73 - I
78 - N
68 - D
79 - O
87 - W
83 - S
57 - 9
53 - 5
1 - start of heading
= 666 total

Again, though, he’s being all inconsistent.  In the first sequence, he’s using a space.  In the second, he’s leaving a space out.  So let’s try using some consistency.  First, with the space in both sequences:

77 - M
83 - S
45 - -
68 - D
79 - O
83 - S
32 - [_]
54 - 6
46 - .
50 - 2
49 - 1
= 666 total

87 - W
73 - I
78 - N
68 - D
79 - O
87 - W
83 - S
32 - [_]
57 - 9
53 - 5
= 697 total

Next, both without the spaces:

77 - M
83 - S
45 - -
68 - D
79 - O
83 - S
54 - 6
46 - .
50 - 2
49 - 1
= 634 total

87 - W
73 - I
78 - N
68 - D
79 - O
87 - W
83 - S
57 - 9
53 - 5
= 665 total

That “+ 1” added onto the end of the sequence for the Windows 95 code by Armite (or whomever he cut and pasted from) is totally out of nowhere.  In other words, somebody simply stuck an extra number in there so as to make the total what he wanted it to be.  In effect, it’s a lie.

So, what have we established?  That “MS-DOS 6.21” in ASCII code is indeed 666 (when using certain versions of the ASCII number code, that is; using something like hexadecimal gives a totally different result).  And that all the other stuff he posted is nonsense.  There is no realistic way to get the number 666 from Bill Gates’ name or from the name “Windows 95” using Armite’s techniques.

Right.  “MS-DOS 6.21” in ASCII is, when all the numbers are added up, 666.  Well. . .so what?  That’s one revision of one version of MS-DOS, which from what I can tell came out 14 years ago and lasted a total of a few months before being replaced by MS-DOS 6.22.  Wooooo.

Imagine what he’d do with the Mozilla Firefox easter egg…

(type ‘about:mozilla’ in the navigation bar)

I am an ex associate - 12 February 2008 03:31 AM

Bill Gates is not Satan himself.

Like Santa just with the words jumbled up.

Besides we all know that Al Gore created the internet and he is the true anti-christ.

No, Al Gore is the Prometheus of our age.  But whereas Prometheus brought us fire, with Al Gore we get pr0n!

Robin Bobcat - 12 February 2008 02:25 PM

Imagine what he’d do with the Mozilla Firefox easter egg…

(type ‘about:mozilla’ in the navigation bar)

Smerk - 12 February 2008 09:37 AM

Neo - 11 February 2008 05:51 PM

If anyone still has 95 it would be interesting to see this done.

or those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not office 97), try this:

1. Open a new file.

2. Scroll down until you see row 95.

3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row

4. Press tab, to move to the second column.

5. Now, move your mouse and click on help, THEN about Microsoft Excel

6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously.

7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS

This is really eerie, okay…it has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall (using your arrow keys)...and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls….

8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA.

This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the hard part!), when you get to the end, you will see something really, really eerie…. (This is REALLY there! I haven