I love this.

http://www.babybushtoys.com/index.html

From the main page…

Sure, we all want what’s best for our kids, but let’s face the truth: not every child can grow up to be Einstein! At The Baby Bush Toy Company, we offer an exciting range of products for the resoundingly average child.

I particularly like the Terror Alert Xylophone.

From the testimonials page.

Hannah had just begun her third year of Kindergarten, and there’s just so much pressure to succeed. She was already feeling a bit different since she was the only 9-year old in the class. There was a little bit of teasing, and it was making her even more shy than before. Then a family friend recommended the Baby Bush Smasher Breaker, and on the very first day that Hannah brought it to school, the teasing stopped instantly. Just keep making great products, and we’ll keep buying them.

(Thanks to the Reader’s Digest for mentioning this site in their current issue!)