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The First Reformed Church of Spongebob Squarepants
 
Lady Hedoniste
Posted: 28 November 2005 09:16 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://churchofspongebob.tripod.com/about.html

This was so funny I just had to post it! These guys seen pretty devout to a little yellow animated sponge. I like the lines where it says “You can help the Church in one of the following ways:

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A very wise woman once said, marriage is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking head in,
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Smerk
Posted: 28 November 2005 09:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Alex covered this in the main blog here ages ago!

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!
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Lady Hedoniste
Posted: 28 November 2005 10:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Damn! Well, don’t bother answering then. Grumble, Grumble…...*sigh*

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A very wise woman once said, marriage is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking head in,
And a spade to bury the bastard.
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Accipiter
Posted: 28 November 2005 11:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Don’t worry, Carmen, it’s hard to keep track of all these churches.  I’ve sometimes given some thought to starting my own.

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“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
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Cathy
Posted: 29 November 2005 07:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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If you start a church, I’d join.
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Accipiter
Posted: 29 November 2005 07:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Really?  Great!  Now, about those tithes. . .

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LaMa
Posted: 01 December 2005 04:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Can I be archbisshop, yes yes yes?????????

Although: once on this forum I was the Saviour….

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