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Demonic Intergalactic Spiders Attack Earth Spacecraft!
Posted: 11 December 2007 09:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Too late now.  Can’t take it back.. I have screen shots

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Posted: 11 December 2007 09:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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No fear, my army of millipedeal might shall battle the giant spiders into submission.  I’ve been planning out this epic battle for years.

So, where’s Ziggy Stardust?

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Posted: 12 December 2007 04:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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How about this? It sounds more like the sort of thing you should be aiming for…

Person except me knows of this horrible conspiracy!  !!!  You will not believe me but that it because you are wick with the devilish overlords of arachnid!  !!1!  The look, I have the proof* -

When Nasa rubbed abruptly planned it launches Atlantis of spatial shuttle, putting back any Sunday to launch to January to the most first, the official line criticized a defect reproducing in the fuel detectors as the reason for the cancellation. 

Nevertheless, the footage of this day - own cameras of Nasa - reveals the true reason launches it was delayed.  This is because the shuttle was attacked by a spider foreign gigantic beast: 

No spokesperson of Nasa commented on nevertheless on the attempt of the arachnid intergalactique massive to eat Atlantis - but the experts looking at the footage suggests that this be a clear informer that the Earth is about to to be dived in a total spatial war with a race of 150FT a long time devilish spiders that live on the rocket fuel. 

See?  Now you all knowledge that I have reason and you are all bad one!

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Posted: 12 December 2007 04:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Ow. Brain hurts.

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Posted: 12 December 2007 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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They live on rocket fuel?  What do we have to worry about then?  There is only so much rocket fuel in the world, it will soon dry up and they will die. 
I wonder where they came across rocket fuel in their intergalactic travels?

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Posted: 12 December 2007 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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That’s actually a pretty cool video, once I found someplace hosting it that wasn’t blocked.

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Posted: 12 December 2007 05:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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that video was awesome! LOL LOL

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Posted: 13 December 2007 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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They tried to destroy the rocket Atlantis because they were the ones who sunk the original Atlantis.

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Posted: 13 December 2007 11:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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N E O - 12 December 2007 03:50 PM

They live on rocket fuel?  What do we have to worry about then?  There is only so much rocket fuel in the world, it will soon dry up and they will die. 
I wonder where they came across rocket fuel in their intergalactic travels?

In rockets.

Duhh…

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Posted: 13 December 2007 12:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Yes because there are abundant rockets in the vastness of space…

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Posted: 13 December 2007 02:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Well where else are you going to find rocketships? In quarries?

No, in space. Obviously. Because they’re rockets. That’s where they belong.

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