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Madmouse
Posted: 11 December 2007 07:23 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Nobody except me knows about this horrible conspiracy!!!! You won’t believe me but that it because you are in cahoots with the evil arachnid overlords!!!1!
Look, I have proof* -

When Nasa abruptly scrubbed the planned launch of the space shuttle Atlantis on Sunday, postponing any launch until January at the earliest, the official line blamed a recurring fault in the fuel sensors as the reason for the cancellation.

However, footage of that day - from Nasa’s own cameras - reveals the real reason the launch has been delayed. It’s because the shuttle has been attacked by a giant alien spider beast:

No Nasa spokesperson has yet commented on the massive intergalactic arachnid’s attempt to eat Atlantis - but experts viewing the footage suggest that it is a clear indicator that the Earth is about to be plunged into an all-out space war with a race of 150ft-long demonic spiders who live on rocket fuel.

See? Now you all know that I am right and you are all wrong!

 


*‘Proof’ may not constitute real proof raspberry

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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You’ve ruined your credibility with that last sentence…

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Boo - 12 December 2007 12:25 AM

You’ve ruined your credibility with that last sentence…

I have a reputation to uphold…

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Really?
hmmm

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Madmouse
Posted: 11 December 2007 07:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Boo - 12 December 2007 12:28 AM

Really?
hmmm

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Not to mention that your ramblings are way too coherent.

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Madmouse
Posted: 11 December 2007 07:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Look, I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t bring myself to be as blatantly illogical and nonsensical as our usual nutters patrons.
Plus, there’s no way I could spell and punctuate with sufficient lack of skill. If I ever do, you’ll know that I’ve been taken over by Illuminati/Jews/Masons/REPTOIDS.

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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This sounds more likely than certain things others have claimed recently

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Sharruma - 12 December 2007 12:38 AM

This sounds more likely than certain things others have claimed recently

Exactly why I put it in this section. wink

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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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...blank stare

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Madmouse - 12 December 2007 12:37 AM

Look, I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t bring myself to be as blatantly illogical and nonsensical as our usual nutters patrons.
Plus, there’s no way I could spell and punctuate with sufficient lack of skill. If I ever do, you’ll know that I’ve been taken over by Illuminati/Jews/Masons/REPTOIDS.

You’ll never make it in the world of conspiracy theorists. raspberry

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Tah - 12 December 2007 01:10 AM

You’ll never make it in the world of conspiracy theorists. raspberry

Yeah, I know. Another career option out the window… *sigh*

Edit: Y’know, I just realised where I went wrong. I linked to some ‘evidence’ instead of spending ten pages insisting that I had some but refusing to show it… wink

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