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Posted: 11 December 2007 07:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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So. . .use one of the labels to put over the baby’s mouth so it can’t cry!

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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I think that counts as assault.

I’m hungry, but we have a camera crew filming in the dining hall…

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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You can’t just eat the camera crew?

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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No. They don’t look tasty.

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Tell them that Nessie has been spotted in the lavatory sink, and while they’re rushing over there to film it you can dash into the canteen?

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Simple solution: Eat the screaming baby.

. . . what?

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Posted: 11 December 2007 08:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 11 December 2007 01:39 PM

Simple solution: Eat the screaming baby.

. . . what?

That depends on the condition of the diaper.

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Posted: 11 December 2007 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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35 boxes of files…
I’m covered in dust, and I think I’ve fractured my wrist again.
*heavy sigh*

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Posted: 11 December 2007 11:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Good morning.  Holy poop it is cold, -2

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Posted: 11 December 2007 11:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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I feel like crap.  And I’m getting a cold.

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Posted: 11 December 2007 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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*avoids touching Chary*

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