i cant get through the shrinkwrap on my cd :(
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.
“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian
Use a knife. CAREFULLY.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Hack & Stab, Hack & Stab!!!
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
Yay! earrings have a use for mr after all
well obviously they look delightful and beautiful on you dear! Combined wonderfully with your shimmering beauty…
But they wouldn’t suit me quite so well….
Which of my earrings are you using to slash the cellophane?
G’morning all
Morning, bundle.
How are you, my hard working friend?
Not too bad. You?
