Mort, nope. And that sounds like the sort of thing Matt would say.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Someone appears to be using a chainsaw in the stairwell.
Who are they killing????????
I’m loving the puppies.
I’m too chicken to go and see.
Sounds like they’re dismembering an elephant.
Well,you’d be wise to use a chainsaw given the size of the task. Better than using a hack-saw.
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
Yeah, a hacksaw would take one hell of a long time.
Gaaah.. too late…. i remember Paul Rideout being a Southampton player…
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.
“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian
ello my dear…
*hugs*
Hello, light of my life!
Did you get your parcels?
