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The complete list of things that give you cancer (according to epidemiologists)

Accipiter

Posted: 01 December 2007 09:35 PM

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Renquist - 01 December 2007 09:21 PM
I don’t care if I get cancer so long as I acheive EVERYTHING ON THAT LIST!!!

New life goal- eat or do everything on the carcinogen list there. I’m halfway already.

Let me know when you hit menopause. But not when you start/have started wearing tight bras or shaving under your arms.

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Smerk

Posted: 01 December 2007 09:42 PM

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...ethnic beliefs…

Really?

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Sharruma

Posted: 01 December 2007 09:52 PM

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Smerk - 01 December 2007 09:42 PM
...ethnic beliefs…

Really?

Ethnic beliefs can cause stress (especially if you’re arguing with someone over them)
and stress can probably cause cancer everthing else seems to

Edit: Yep, it’s on the list

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JoeDaJuggler

Posted: 02 December 2007 06:05 AM

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My mom always said that she thinks everyone gets cancer of one sort or another if they live long enough.

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Sharruma

Posted: 02 December 2007 11:55 AM

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I don’t know about cancer
but everyone dies if they live long enough.

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
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Smerk the cutest dragon:
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To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
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JoeDaJuggler

Posted: 02 December 2007 09:43 PM

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Sharruma - 02 December 2007 11:55 AM
I don’t know about cancer
but everyone dies if they live long enough.

I take a lot of risks, so I probably won’t live long enough to die.

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Robin Bobcat

Posted: 03 December 2007 12:24 AM

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..breasts..

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 03 December 2007 07:17 AM

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oppiejoe - 01 December 2007 03:41 PM
Boo - 01 December 2007 03:39 PM
careers for women

Well, damn.

itsdave92570 - (from the list) casual sex

Ditto

Thank God my sex has always been awkward.

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JoeDaJuggler

Posted: 03 December 2007 01:14 PM

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Charybdis - 03 December 2007 07:17 AM
oppiejoe - 01 December 2007 03:41 PM
Boo - 01 December 2007 03:39 PM
careers for women

Well, damn.

itsdave92570 - (from the list) casual sex

Ditto

Thank God my sex has always been awkward.

I’d characterize mine as stiff but not formal.

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Posted: 04 December 2007 10:48 AM

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