2 of 3
2
The complete list of things that give you cancer (according to epidemiologists)
Posted: 01 December 2007 09:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  56909
Joined  2005-04-14
Renquist - 01 December 2007 09:21 PM

I don’t care if I get cancer so long as I acheive EVERYTHING ON THAT LIST!!!

New life goal- eat or do everything on the carcinogen list there. I’m halfway already.

Let me know when you hit menopause.  But not when you start/have started wearing tight bras or shaving under your arms.

 Signature 

“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”

Profile
 
 
Posted: 01 December 2007 09:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
Administrator
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  24902
Joined  2004-11-28

...ethnic beliefs…

Really?

 Signature 

Remember, a Dragon is for life!

Profile
 
 
Posted: 01 December 2007 09:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  6790
Joined  2005-04-23
Smerk - 01 December 2007 09:42 PM

...ethnic beliefs…

Really?

Ethnic beliefs can cause stress (especially if you’re arguing with someone over them)
and stress can probably cause cancer everthing else seems to


Edit: Yep, it’s on the list

 Signature 

Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

Profile
 
 
Posted: 02 December 2007 06:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  1624
Joined  2006-05-20

My mom always said that she thinks everyone gets cancer of one sort or another if they live long enough.

 Signature 

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

  —Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way.”

—Ponder Stibbons

Profile
 
 
Posted: 02 December 2007 11:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  6790
Joined  2005-04-23

I don’t know about cancer
but everyone dies if they live long enough.

 Signature 

Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

Profile
 
 
Posted: 02 December 2007 09:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  1624
Joined  2006-05-20
Sharruma - 02 December 2007 11:55 AM

I don’t know about cancer
but everyone dies if they live long enough.

I take a lot of risks, so I probably won’t live long enough to die.

 Signature 

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

  —Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way.”

—Ponder Stibbons

Profile
 
 
Posted: 03 December 2007 12:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  3876
Joined  2005-10-21

..breasts..

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 Signature 

Lingua Latina
    Est mortuissima
          Romanos olim necavit
              Iam vere me necat

What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

Profile
 
 
Posted: 03 December 2007 07:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
Administrator
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  25789
Joined  2004-11-08
oppiejoe - 01 December 2007 03:41 PM
Boo - 01 December 2007 03:39 PM

careers for women

Well, damn.

itsdave92570 - (from the list) casual sex

Ditto
downer

Thank God my sex has always been awkward.

 Signature 

Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab

Profile
 
 
Posted: 03 December 2007 01:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  1624
Joined  2006-05-20
Charybdis - 03 December 2007 07:17 AM
oppiejoe - 01 December 2007 03:41 PM
Boo - 01 December 2007 03:39 PM

careers for women

Well, damn.

itsdave92570 - (from the list) casual sex

Ditto
downer

Thank God my sex has always been awkward.

I’d characterize mine as stiff but not formal.

 Signature 

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

  —Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way.”

—Ponder Stibbons

Profile
 
 
Posted: 04 December 2007 10:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
New Member
Rank
Total Posts:  10
Joined  2007-09-11

JOE!!  LOL….love it..

 Signature 

cyd

“We are eternal…all this pain is an illusion…”
Maynard James Keenan

Profile
 
 
Posted: 04 December 2007 11:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
Five Star Member
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  3214
Joined  2007-05-18

Olive oil? Gingerbread? Celery? Puh-lease.

Profile
 
 
 
2 of 3
2