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Boo
Posted: 23 November 2005 03:02 AM   [ Ignore ]
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D., Nov. 21 (UPI)—A South Dakota teenager has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly having sex with a mannequin.

A security guard found Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, sans pants on the floor in the Washington High School Alumni Room in Sioux Falls, S.D., with a half-naked female mannequin, the Sioux Falls Argus Leader reported.

“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin,” a police spokesman told the newspaper. “That’s the only way I know how to put it.”

The spokesman said security staff had reported the same mannequin found undressed on several occasions.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20051121-082035-7730r


How did he manage to have sex with it? Are there appropriate… orifices?

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Posted: 23 November 2005 04:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Boo - 23 November 2005 08:02 AM

How did he manage to have sex with it? Are there appropriate… orifices?

My thoughts, too!  The mind boggles.

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Posted: 23 November 2005 05:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Erm…How does a mannequin have rights to “inappropriate” behavior put on her?

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Posted: 23 November 2005 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Wasn’t there a movie about something like this. Except that the mannequin came to life for the guy? I think the movie may actually have been called ‘Mannequin.’ It starred James Spader (I think).
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Posted: 23 November 2005 07:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Yep. That was my first thought when I found this.
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Posted: 23 November 2005 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Hey, Kim Cattrall was a hottie back then, before she got old and scary.

Why didn’t he just get a doll?

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Posted: 23 November 2005 09:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Boo - 23 November 2005 08:02 AM

SIOUX FALLS, S.D., Nov. 21 (UPI)
The spokesman said security staff had reported the same mannequin found undressed on several occasions.

So the mannequin had been ‘about’ eh?
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Posted: 23 November 2005 10:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I’m wondering why the high school had a mannequin in the first place.

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Posted: 23 November 2005 03:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’m so proud to be from South Dakota.
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Posted: 23 November 2005 05:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Alex - 23 November 2005 12:45 PM

Wasn’t there a movie about something like this. Except that the mannequin came to life for the guy? I think the movie may actually have been called ‘Mannequin.’ It starred James Spader (I think).

Yep there was a movie a Mannequin in which a dummy came to life
I think they made a sequel

There was also an episode of a TV series called (I think) ‘Journey into the unknown’  (earlier than the movie)
in which a man (played by Dennis Waterman) falls in love with a shop mannequin
(this one doesn’t come to life although he thinks it does)
I seem to recall it had a much sadder ending
(the dummy gets raped by a bike gang in front of the guys face (they think it’s funny) and then they dispose of her somehow.)

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Posted: 23 November 2005 06:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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In the unlikely even that someone cares I just found this page.
http://www.angelfire.com/retro/cta/UK/JourneyToTheUnknown.htm
The episode was called Eve smile

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Posted: 27 November 2005 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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There was a kid’s show that took place in a closed store.  Once the store closed the mannequin came to life (unless you took his hat off in a Frosty-esque way) they had all sorts of adventures with muppet people.

The mannequin movie was stupid.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0093493/
Mannequin:  On The Move -
http://imdb.com/title/tt0102395/

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