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Two old ladies.
Posted: 21 November 2005 03:44 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.  One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude:  What in the hell is that?

Mable:  A condom.  This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Maude:  Where did you get it?

Mable:  You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.  The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

“Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.”

The pharmacist fainted.

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Posted: 21 November 2005 08:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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It’s bad when you forget what website you’re on
I read this joke and think to myself ‘hey I like that, maybe I should pass it on to the MOH lot.’
*scuff*

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Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
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And snuggle with Acci!

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Posted: 21 November 2005 09:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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LOL Poor Shar.

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!

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Posted: 22 November 2005 05:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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You visit other sites Shar??? How could you? We thought we were you’re one true love! Oh, the pain cuts like a knife, I feel dirty and betrayed downer

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 22 November 2005 03:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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shar’s having an affair? how? why?

very funny noni! smile

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