Stephen,
I read this story somewhere else as well and was led to believe it was his male drinking buddy / friend. Which is what led me to think someone had an ass-whoopin’ coming. If a chick had done it then I could agree that it would be funny… but guys just got NO business being that close to “nads” that aren’t their own.
What I thought was really funny was that it happened, and then the guy waits 2 weeks before attempting to remove the lock, waits until he’s drunk off his ass again before attempting to remove the lock, and then breaks the damn key while removing the lock forcing the call for help! That guy must be a major dip-wad!!!