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Yushi
Posted: 21 November 2005 09:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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1 =( living in a church is too corrupt for me.
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Posted: 21 November 2005 09:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I think it’s funny how some people seem to be disappointed that they’re not officially wicked, evil sinners.

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Posted: 22 November 2005 04:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Accipiter - 22 November 2005 02:32 AM

I think it’s funny how some people seem to be disappointed that they’re not officially wicked, evil sinners.

Well, according to modern American evangelical Christianity, everybody is hellbound anyways.  Which is why I respect Catholicism more.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
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Maegan
Posted: 22 November 2005 07:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Hm.  47.

Approaching normal.  Not much fun on a date.


...I think it was b/c I’d never caught an STD or gotten so drunk I passed out.  That should be a good thing, though.

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Maegan
Posted: 22 November 2005 08:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Accipiter - 22 November 2005 02:32 AM

I think it’s funny how some people seem to be disappointed that they’re not officially wicked, evil sinners.

I’d like to be a little exciting…Not hellworthy of course.

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Charybdis
Posted: 22 November 2005 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I think a low score just means that we haven’t had the full experience of life, though the eyeball licking and necrophilia and such I can live without.

36.

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab
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Boo
Posted: 22 November 2005 11:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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155.
Nyeh.
*shrugs*

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Posted: 22 November 2005 11:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Now I’m scared:  Boo got a lower score than me!!!

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Boo
Posted: 22 November 2005 11:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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They listed a lot of things I wouldn’t touch (hard drugs, beastiality, necrophilia), but they didn’t go near a lot of my… interests.
I mean, come on, only one question about S&M?
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Boo
Posted: 22 November 2005 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Weird. I retook it and got 187.

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Posted: 22 November 2005 12:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Boo - 22 November 2005 04:08 PM

I mean, come on, only one question about S&M?
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Obviously, that means that it’s not very sinful.

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