Long lost twins
Posted: 18 November 2005 05:30 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,

“They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

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Posted: 18 November 2005 09:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Entirely off topic, but i just noticed your new avatar.  You read Something Positive too!! Yay nerds!!

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Posted: 21 November 2005 06:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Yay nerds, yay SP!!!!
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 21 November 2005 01:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I read it too, kinda freaked me out when Boo got her new avi - that’s my desktop wallpaper.

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Posted: 23 November 2005 09:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It makes me giggle every time I see it.
So, as you can imagine, I get some very strange looks at work.

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 23 November 2005 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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sigh… I’m ashamed to say it actually took me quite a while before I got this joke….
LOL though, very funny in the end smile

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