Shit happens
Posted: 16 November 2005 06:33 PM   [ Ignore ]
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In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying,
“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
“It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof.”
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
“It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it.”
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
And the Directors then went unto the Vice-Presidents, saying unto them,
“It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”
And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
“This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
of the company, with powerful effects.”
And the President Looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.

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Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
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Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
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Though little Accipiter
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Posted: 17 November 2005 01:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ah, the best jokes are the ones based on reality.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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