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Fun with snails

Nick

Posted: 07 August 2005 09:36 AM

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A man lives in relative harmony with his wife in a nice house on the beach. for no good reason, she decides to have a fancy dinner party, and spend hours preparing for it whilst simultaneously making her husband wish he’d never been born. for this reason he is quite relieved to be sent to collect snails from the beach to serve as an entr

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Posted: 07 August 2005 01:27 PM

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Well, this is probably te only invertabrate joke I’ve ever heard, short of puns. Certainly the only gastropod joke.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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David B.

Posted: 08 August 2005 06:07 AM

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Q: What did the slug say to the snail?
A: Buy a “Big Issue”, sir?

There’s a second for you, CP.

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Mort

Posted: 08 August 2005 06:58 AM

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*Chuckle*

Very good.

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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