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Let’s sell O.J. Simpson on Ebay
 
Bebelicious
Posted: 27 September 2007 07:08 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Let’s face it,  he’s been in the U.S. too long now.  He’s ready to leave the country since he’s looking at actual time in the pokey now. 

E-bay Belgium?  Iran? 

Any takers?

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David B.
Posted: 27 September 2007 09:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Worldwide shipping might be a problem. Wasn’t he ordered to hand in his passport?
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Posted: 27 September 2007 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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If P.T. Barnum were still around you know he’d buy O.J..

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Posted: 27 September 2007 10:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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We could ship him piece by piece. I believe he is familiar with the preparation process.

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Posted: 27 September 2007 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I think I can dig up the purchase price out of the spare change hidden in my car seats.

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Posted: 27 September 2007 02:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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You do realise that we may actually have to pay people to take him.  Sort of a reverse auction; whomever demands the lowest compensation gets to have him.

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Posted: 28 September 2007 01:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Accipiter - 27 September 2007 06:58 PM

You do realise that we may actually have to pay people to take him.  Sort of a reverse auction; whomever demands the lowest compensation gets to have him.

In that case, Germany is likely to take him and then make him earn his keep by singing duets with David Hasselhoff. Either that, or he would be shipped to Sealand, where they can also protect his personal property.

To Sealand with O.J. I say!

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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 28 September 2007 10:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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“No more auction block for me
No more, no more
No more auction block for me
Many thousands gone”

Sorry—I couldn’t help but play the race card when you’re talking about auctioning a black guy.

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Bebelicious
Posted: 28 September 2007 10:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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So, we have a reverse sort of auction.  I think that that is an excellent idea.  I’m sure he’s counting on the US taxpayers spending a fortune to prosecute his lastest little prank, so why the heck not just get him out of the country before we blow our tax dollars? 

Perhaps he would go for a new Reality Show:  “Survivor:  OJ parachutes into Afghanastan.”  We just drop him there and see what happens via the OJ cam. 

Not quite an A-list war-zone, but appropriate for an F-list celebrity (and whatever else he might be).

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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 29 September 2007 12:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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“If the glove don’t fit you must now vote someone off the island”?

Nah—doesn’t rhyme.

Seriously, though, how many violent crimes has he committed since getting away with murder?  Didn’t he assault someone in a bar a couple years back?

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Smerk
Posted: 29 September 2007 12:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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He held up a casino a couple of weeks ago.

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Posted: 03 October 2007 02:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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O.J is a total bum, check out the cartoon and poll I created.

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