Mozambique Archbishop claims condoms deliberately infected with HIV
Posted: 26 September 2007 12:24 PM
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Mozambique Archbishop claims condoms deliberately infected with HIV
The head of the Catholic Church in Mozambique has told the BBC he believes some European-made condoms are infected with the HIV virus deliberately.
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Posted: 26 September 2007 12:35 PM
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But HIV doesn’t cause AIDS - isn’t that the story going around Africa?
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Posted: 26 September 2007 01:04 PM
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Charybdis - 26 September 2007 04:35 PM
But HIV doesn’t cause AIDS - isn’t that the story going around Africa?
That’s right, everyone knows the real cause is contaminated holy water!
Posted: 26 September 2007 01:12 PM
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I don’t know—you guys are being awfully logical, and we can’t have that, can we?
Posted: 26 September 2007 01:17 PM
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Posted: 26 September 2007 05:27 PM
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Yeah, you have to remove the Holy Shit
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Posted: 26 September 2007 06:46 PM
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And remember, guys: having a sexually-transmitted disease is a proof of your manliness and virility, so why would you want to prevent yourself getting one?
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Posted: 26 September 2007 09:31 PM
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Sounds similar to the hell fire thing, this guy is trying to scare people into behaving. He probably doesnot believe HIV is in the condoms, he just want people to behave. And this is not the way to do it
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Posted: 27 September 2007 12:51 PM
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Shall we spread a rumour in Mozambique that Church wafers are infected with HIV? See how he likes that?
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Posted: 27 September 2007 02:24 PM
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He probably didn’t use a condom and is just using an excuse to spread the “word” now.
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Posted: 27 September 2007 09:59 PM
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*sigh* Yeah.. Let’s see.. The middle of a HIV-riddled continent, you’re trying to convince people that the one thing that *will* help them avoid getting it is going to kill them. Riiight.. He’s probably trying to use this as an excuse to push the usual church ‘no sleeping around’ thing, but let’s face it, people are gonna do that *anyway*, so would it really kill them to do so safely?
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Posted: 28 September 2007 06:45 AM
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So let’s say these condoms ARE infected with HIV. In order for the virus to continue to live and infect someone, wouldn’t that person have to use the condom within like a couple of hours after the contamination?
If I remember correctly, HIV doesn’t live long after it leaves a warm body.
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