I’ve got nothing to start a fire with!

What, no chocolate and soda can???  How can you stand to be so unprepared for emergencies?

And then, if I did that:

1) we’d be evacuated, so I couldn’t stay here and chat with you; and
2) I’d possibly get into heaps of trouble for starting the fire and criminal damage and the like.

No chocolate and soda can.

And I could never actually open the page regarding that, so I wouldn’t know how to do it, anyway!

Hmm.  Maybe you can try concentrating very very hard on setting the filing cabinets alight, and see if you can make them catch fire that way.  You can hardly be blamed for what would appear to be spontaneous combustion, can you?  And you’d finally be rid of your nemeses, the filing cabinets!

My powers have never worked that way…

Maybe you just need to practice.

Speaking of practice, are you all recovered yet from your tai-chi?

Yeah, I’m recovered from the tai chi.  Although my calf muscle is still sore from whatever I did to it on Saturday.

*isn’t sure whether he should ask what Smerk was doing on Saturday that gave her a sore leg*