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Posted: 22 August 2007 07:39 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Auch!  ohh


Woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”

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Posted: 22 August 2007 07:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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and it had to be a Police spokeswoman…... grin

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Posted: 22 August 2007 07:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Yowch!

I wonder what he did to deserve that…

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Posted: 22 August 2007 08:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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LaMa - 22 August 2007 11:39 PM

The attack climaxed…

*Snickers*

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Posted: 22 August 2007 09:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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“What did you do that for?”

“I told you to buy candles you lazy bum!”

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Posted: 23 August 2007 05:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Tah - 23 August 2007 12:08 AM
LaMa - 22 August 2007 11:39 PM

The attack climaxed…

*Snickers*

My thought exactly…

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Posted: 23 August 2007 07:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Renquist - 22 August 2007 11:42 PM

Yowch!

I wonder what he did to deserve that…

Well, sitting nekked in front of the TV with a Vodka, saying something like:

Ya Babitchka! Never mindski that we are divorskaya: I amski nekkedskaya in frontski of the televisiskaya, and I wantska a vodka, and desperatovich needski somekovich hotska actionski in my crotchka NOWSKI babitchka!!! Or do I haveska to slapkovich you babitchka aganski?!?

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Posted: 24 August 2007 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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How the hell did she get it to light?

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Posted: 24 August 2007 07:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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outeast - 24 August 2007 10:38 AM

How the hell did she get it to light?

Vodka is rather flamable smile

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Posted: 24 August 2007 09:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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You didn’t know vodka was flammable?

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Posted: 24 August 2007 01:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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outeast - 24 August 2007 10:38 AM

How the hell did she get it to light?

molotov cocktail

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Posted: 24 August 2007 06:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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gray - 24 August 2007 05:19 PM

molotov cocktail

*sniggers*

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