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Posted: 14 August 2007 02:34 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Well the latest place God showed up was apparently in an eggplant being prepared for dinner in Delaware County, PA

August 12, 2007 - A Delaware County woman says an eggplant has reminded her that God can be found anywhere, and anytime.

Felicia Teske of Boothwyn says she was preparing fried eggplant for dinner Sunday evening and noticed that the seeds in one slice seemed to spell out the word “GOD”. 

Felicia says she bought the eggplant at a roadside produce stand a while back, and also says the discovery has really given her food for thought. Felicia told Action News that she recently had family members pass away and it is comforting that “GOD” appeared.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 10:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Gie?

Am I missing something here?

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Posted: 14 August 2007 10:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I thought it looked a bit like Goo.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 10:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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There’s definitely a dot over the second letter, and the little tail poking right on the third tail suggests either an e or a P, though I’m willing to accept D for the sake of harmony.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 10:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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The Teskes are now considering selling the eggplant on ebay.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 10:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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clearly it was a dyslexic that wrote that. It is SUPPOSED to spell out dog.

And, Boo, Im with you, its real shocking that this is possibly going to be yet another god related food item sold on ebay. Man, I am going to have to look more carefully at my food and hope that god shows himself in a future dinner of mine. I could make some good money if that happens.

Anyone else ever wonder if god gets pissed that people are making money off of his apperances??? I mean, its like he sends a message to a specific person and they turn around and sell it to the highest bidder like it has no meaning to them. Sure, they CLAIM that they are spreading gods message, but maybe god only wanted that one person to have the message. Otherwise, he would be showing up in everyones food.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 11:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I’m going to have to start checking out my Hungry Man dinners.  With a bit of luck I’ll find Jesus on a meatloaf or salisbury steak.  That should be worth a small fortune on ebay.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 12:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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It’s not that hard to place seeds on a slice of eggplant LOL

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Posted: 14 August 2007 01:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’m gonna cut eggplants and I’m gonna discover new ancient letters and I’m gonna make all the plants spell out GOD and I’m gonna be rich.

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Posted: 14 August 2007 02:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Charybdis - 14 August 2007 02:14 PM

Gie?

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That’s what I thought it read

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Posted: 14 August 2007 04:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Posted: 14 August 2007 04:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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LaMa - 14 August 2007 08:02 PM

Turn it 90 degree clockwise and you see a stylized face of a man with a beard and glasses.

Or Homer Simpson…

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