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UPDATE 11/09/2005! Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet!
 
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Posted: 09 November 2005 10:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I added an Update to this story…..He is also suing fo $3 million….
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Posted: 09 November 2005 11:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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So is the suspicion that he glued himself to the toilet? Because I don’t think anyone doubts that he really was glued to the toilet. If he did glue himself, where did the tube of glue go? Maybe he had an accomplice.
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Posted: 09 November 2005 12:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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He flushed it!!  I’m grossed out that he didn’t use those little paper thingies on the seat.  I have a phobia about sitting on a bare toilet.

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Posted: 09 November 2005 06:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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If he did flush it, with $3 million on the line, Home Depot will probably be able to find it.
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Posted: 09 November 2005 09:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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He could have just stuck the tube in his pocket.  It’s not like they would have searched him.  At some convenient moment later, he throw it away.

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Posted: 10 November 2005 08:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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...I dunno.  $3mil is NOT that much.  Hubby works for Home Depot…They have profits coming out of their…yanno.

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Posted: 10 November 2005 08:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Even so, if one guy gets away with it, then others might try the same thing.  And that could end up costing the company a fair bit.

But if they can prove that this guy stuck himself intentionally to the seat in order to be able to sue them, then they can have him charged with fraud or whatever and fine him and flush his head in the toilet and do other unpleasant things to him, and thus discourage other people.

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Posted: 10 November 2005 09:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Maegan - 10 November 2005 01:12 PM

...I dunno.  $3mil is NOT that much.  Hubby works for Home Depot…They have profits coming out of their…yanno.

I’d super glue my ass to a seat for $3 million…..
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