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Posted: 10 August 2007 12:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Here’s a thought kids:

Today’s computers, even this laptop I’m using now, is a thousand times as powerful and ten times smaller than a computer 30 years ago. If I went back to the 70s and whipped my laptop out it’d kick seven bells out of the best supercomputer.

Which would make my laptop a supercomputer, compared to the regular ones. And I’m sure what is a supercomputer these days, one day in a couple of decades a computer half the size of similar power will come out domestically.

So would this thing really be a supercomputer for the infintely advanced aliens? Or is it just some aliens with an old one of their PCs playing real life Sims?

If they’re that advanced then it wouldn’t be a supercomputer, would it? NO it wouldn’t. But I could be wrong. If I am I hope the aliens get in contact to tell me so.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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MY computer is more super than yours

I personally woudl just make a Beowulf anyways cheese

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Posted: 10 August 2007 01:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Renquist - 10 August 2007 04:10 PM

Or is it just some aliens with an old one of their PCs playing real life Sims?

No, see, our universe is the computer and we’re the Sims.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 01:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 05:43 AM

AFTER ALL I AM WHO I AM.

Oh, dang, I didn’t know YHWH posted on this forum.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Stargazer - 10 August 2007 05:23 PM
Renquist - 10 August 2007 04:10 PM

Or is it just some aliens with an old one of their PCs playing real life Sims?

No, see, our universe is the computer and we’re the Sims.

Yes, that was in fact the analogy I was using. Thanks for watering it down.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Renquist - 10 August 2007 01:29 PM
Sharruma - 10 August 2007 06:55 AM

1 Why would they bother?
2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?
3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
6 If still alive are they still in the area?

Oh, and while I think of it, what do these aliens look like?
Just in case someone on this forum already has regular dealings with them.

Allow me.

1 Why would they bother?
Shits and giggles. Simple as that.

2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?

Even God has a sense of humour.

3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
Again, shits and giggles. What’s funnier than having your ‘prophet’ make a compltete tit out of himself like that? If they’re that advaned they probably have nothing else to do but make fun of humanity. Remember in the Sims where eeeeveryone used to lock them inrooms and set them on fire and ruin their lives? Same deal.

4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
Neither. It’s actually a Super Nintendo console.

5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
Oh yeah, but now they’ve invented literally everything except a milk carton that can be opened without getting a couple of milk drips on you so they just sit back, relax and take the piss out of humanity.

Oh and watch the Poker Channel.

6 If still alive are they still in the area?
Texas.

Who’d notice?

It never occured to be it might all be for a laugh!  cheese

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Sharruma - 10 August 2007 06:08 PM
Renquist - 10 August 2007 01:29 PM
Sharruma - 10 August 2007 06:55 AM

1 Why would they bother?
2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?
3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
6 If still alive are they still in the area?

Oh, and while I think of it, what do these aliens look like?
Just in case someone on this forum already has regular dealings with them.

Allow me.

1 Why would they bother?
Shits and giggles. Simple as that.

2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?

Even God has a sense of humour.

3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
Again, shits and giggles. What’s funnier than having your ‘prophet’ make a compltete tit out of himself like that? If they’re that advaned they probably have nothing else to do but make fun of humanity. Remember in the Sims where eeeeveryone used to lock them inrooms and set them on fire and ruin their lives? Same deal.

4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
Neither. It’s actually a Super Nintendo console.

5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
Oh yeah, but now they’ve invented literally everything except a milk carton that can be opened without getting a couple of milk drips on you so they just sit back, relax and take the piss out of humanity.

Oh and watch the Poker Channel.

6 If still alive are they still in the area?
Texas.

Who’d notice?

It never occured to be it might all be for a laugh!  cheese

Look at it from their point of view- it IS pretty damn funny LOL

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Renquist - 10 August 2007 06:07 PM
Stargazer - 10 August 2007 05:23 PM
Renquist - 10 August 2007 04:10 PM

Or is it just some aliens with an old one of their PCs playing real life Sims?

No, see, our universe is the computer and we’re the Sims.

Yes, that was in fact the analogy I was using. Thanks for watering it down.

I apologize. It was so clumsy that I didn’t follow you.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 03:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Those who are aware of me are not LAUGHING. ( FBI,CIA,DOD,NSA,KGB,BLACK OPS )ect.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 07:05 PM

Those who are aware of me are not LAUGHING. ( FBI,CIA,DOD,NSA,KGB,BLACK OPS )ect.


Hate to tell you this but the KGB no longer exists. And Black Ops are generally assumed to be PART of one of those organisations. You’re on a website for hoaxes and conspiracies. Make sure you know what you’re talking about. You’re in the ring with pros here LOL


And I must say, if the FBI are aware of you, they’re probably not laughing. They’re probably rolling about on the floor trying not to piss themselves from hysterics.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 03:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 07:05 PM

Those who are aware of me are not LAUGHING. ( FBI,CIA,DOD,NSA,KGB,BLACK OPS )ect.

I wasn’t aware those groups even had a schizophrenia department.

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