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Posted: 08 August 2007 11:09 PM
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Peter - 09 August 2007 02:55 AM
Hey guys. Should yellow oil be given the same reverence as yellow snow?
Not sure, but I am contemplating getting some. I figure if I add a drop of it to my motor with every oil change, my car will never hit anything, will survive any crashes, and will never break down.
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Posted: 09 August 2007 04:58 AM
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Transfrmr - 09 August 2007 03:09 AM
Peter - 09 August 2007 02:55 AM
Hey guys. Should yellow oil be given the same reverence as yellow snow?
Not sure, but I am contemplating getting some. I figure if I add a drop of it to my motor with every oil change, my car will never hit anything, will survive any crashes, and will never break down.
And it will never want to throw itself under you either!
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Posted: 09 August 2007 06:46 AM
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I used to hear voices, too, and while I haven’t tried the Holy snakeoil, I personnally would recommend Zyprexa :-D
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Posted: 09 August 2007 11:33 PM
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Couldn’t they just send me Lucia in a box instead?
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Posted: 10 August 2007 03:38 AM
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Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?
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Posted: 10 August 2007 10:09 AM
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Posted: 10 August 2007 10:13 AM
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It sounds to me like a good name for a rock band. Really.
Posted: 10 August 2007 03:25 PM
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Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 07:38 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?
No, you are not. I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.
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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:29 PM
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gray - 10 August 2007 07:25 PM
Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 07:38 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?
No, you are not. I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.
It would probably be spelled “Holey Oil” though
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Today is the day you worried about yesterday , and all is well…Except that the well is dry, the toilet is overflowing and a flock of meese just pooped in your back yard…
Posted: 10 August 2007 04:50 PM
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Transfrmr - 10 August 2007 08:29 PM
gray - 10 August 2007 07:25 PM
Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 07:38 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?
No, you are not. I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.
It would probably be spelled “Holey Oil” though
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Posted: 11 August 2007 10:32 AM
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Transfrmr - 10 August 2007 08:29 PM
gray - 10 August 2007 07:25 PM
Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 07:38 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?
No, you are not. I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.
It would probably be spelled “Holey Oil” though
I bet it comes in a tube and is made by KY…..
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