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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]
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This was in the local paper this morning (Text below):


Here is the Ad transcribed (Typos and all). Pictured in the Ad are a young lady, and a vial of yellow fluid with the words “Absolutely Free” over it.

“I was hearing voices…sometimes they told me to throw myself under a car.”

I heard voices calling my name but saw nobody. Sometimes the voices told me to throw myself under a car. To top it off I also suffered with terrible nightmares…I had no peace at all!

I did a chain of Prayer, used the Holy Oil and fight for changes in my life. Gradually, the grudges and pain were replaced with peace, forgiveness and joy.
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Who wants the Holy Oil? I particularly love their quote LOL

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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I think I have something like that in the fridge. I think it used to be Christmas cake but it’s now turned into a similar fluid.

Since it was Christmas cake it’s holy cake oil. Like hot cross buns.

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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Odd, the voices tell me to throw other people under cars ...

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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Transfrmr, would you please tell me what paper that is from and the date of the publication? (You said you picked it up today, but you know how some papers are not daily.)

If you want to PM me that info, that is fine.

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So I can just type anything and it will show up here?

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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Stargazer - 08 August 2007 04:50 PM

Transfrmr, would you please tell me what paper that is from and the date of the publication? (You said you picked it up today, but you know how some papers are not daily.)

If you want to PM me that info, that is fine.

Sure Stargazer, sorry i didn’t include it originally. It’s actually a free local paper.

Name: 24 Hours
Volume: 4
Number 188
Publication Date: Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
Location of Ad: Bottom right of page 28 (Sports)


They list a website: 24hrs.ca


I haven’t had time to see if the ad is online too….

Enjoy smile

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Posted: 08 August 2007 01:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Jesus H. Christ in a birch-bark canoe, can you people not print a paper without putting Beckham’s name on there somewhere? wink

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Posted: 08 August 2007 01:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Heh. He was just up here this past weekend, that’s why his name is everywhere

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Posted: 08 August 2007 04:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Transfrmr - 08 August 2007 04:59 PM
Stargazer - 08 August 2007 04:50 PM

Transfrmr, would you please tell me what paper that is from and the date of the publication? (You said you picked it up today, but you know how some papers are not daily.)

If you want to PM me that info, that is fine.

Sure Stargazer, sorry i didn’t include it originally. It’s actually a free local paper.

Name: 24 Hours
Volume: 4
Number 188
Publication Date: Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
Location of Ad: Bottom right of page 28 (Sports)


They list a website: 24hrs.ca


I haven’t had time to see if the ad is online too….

Enjoy smile

Thank you thank you!

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So I can just type anything and it will show up here?

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Posted: 08 August 2007 04:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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MadCarlotta - 08 August 2007 05:42 PM

Heh. He was just up here this past weekend, that’s why his name is everywhere

You all can keep him.

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Posted: 08 August 2007 05:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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How about we ship him back to England??

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Posted: 08 August 2007 06:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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gray - 08 August 2007 09:56 PM

How about we ship him back to England??

Please don’t…

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Posted: 08 August 2007 11:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Hey guys. Should yellow oil be given the same reverence as yellow snow?

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