Bebelicious - 04 August 2007 02:53 AM
I found these by googling. I hope they are appropriate for an 11 year old. He just got his first email address:
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
Patty! (submitted by Joe)
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
Frank! (submitted by Joe)
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill! (submitted by Annette S.)
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom! (submitted by Kelsey, New Plymouth, New Zealand)
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Did you hear about the Indian chief who drank 15 cups of tea before bed-time?
That night he drown in his tea-pee! (submitted by mommylee)
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Why did the boy bring toilet paper to the birthday party?
Because he’s a party pooper! (submitted by Jackson Kahl)
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What’s grosser than gross?
Eating raisin bran when your brother can’t find his scab collection! (submitted by Katie)
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Why don’t elephants pick their nose?
They don’t know where to hide a 30 pound booger! (submitted by Jacob Luedecke)
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in a bush?
Russell! (submitted by A.M.)
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What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil! (submitted by Tails)
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If you go into the bathroom an American & come out Japanese, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European! (submitted by Rachael)
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What do you call a guy who was born in New York, married in Florida, and died in Ohio?
Dead! (submitted by sabina)
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Did you hear the joke about the fart?
You don’t want to, it stinks! (submitted by Jessica)
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What is black and white and red all over?
A nun in a blender! (submitted by TABE)
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art! (submitted by Josh)
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Why did the umpire bring toilet paper to the game?
Because the bases were loaded! (submitted by Rachelle)
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What is invisible and smells like a banana?
A monkey’s fart! (submitted by Buffy)
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What is red & green and goes 300 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender! (submitted by Payton Burgess)
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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?
Bob! (submitted by Katie & Lizzy)
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Where does dragon milk come from?
A cow with no legs! (submitted by Shanda)
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What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind before he hits the windshield?
His butt! (submitted by Tator Tot)
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What is grosser than gross?
Falling off the Empire State Building & getting your eyelid caught on a nail! (submitted by Michael Clark)
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your doorstep?
Matt! (submitted by jam)
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Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea-weed! (submitted by Seth)
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug! (submitted by Dave)
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What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas! (submitted by Dave)
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, he can’t come anyways! (submitted by Wesley Wickersham)
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Who likes nasty things better, a frog or the son of a supermarket owner?
The son, he’s a little grocer! (submitted by Cuban Playaz)
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Why does a gorilla have big nostrils?
Because it has big fingers! (submitted by Rhino)
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What did Data see in the toilet?
The Captain’s log! (submitted
