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Corpse smuggler caught
Posted: 02 November 2005 12:08 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Corpse smuggler caught

A DRIVER TRIED to smuggle his dead brother home from Croatia by putting him in the passenger seat and telling border guards he was a heavy sleeper.
He faces a year in prison for ‘disturbing the peace of the dead’ 

Ramiz Mujagic, 36, said his brother died in his sleep from a heart attack while they were on holiday.

But he later confessed he had wanted to take the corpse back to Bosnia because funerals were cheaper there.

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Posted: 02 November 2005 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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...He could have dumped the body in one of those genocide trenches.

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Posted: 02 November 2005 08:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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MAEGAN!!!! That is so far beyond the line that you’d have to catch a charter flight to even get back to it!

Frankly i’m shocked at you!


(sniggers into hand though)

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Posted: 02 November 2005 08:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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The fact he went to all the effort of trying to smuggle it suggests dumping it was not an option…

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Posted: 02 November 2005 10:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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If only he’d just eaten his brother. he could have thrown up in the grave later. Those border guards rarely, if ever, check your stomach contents.

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Posted: 02 November 2005 01:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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LOL david.
Well, if he gets sent down that’s a year he doesn’t have to pay for food etc….

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